South Canada Raises Minimum Wage to Two Scoops
SOUTH CANADA – In a controversial move, both the Senate and the House of Representatives in South Canada have approved an increase in the minimum […]
Month: May 2018
Burlington Public Works Team Continues to Dig For Missing Dump Truck
BURLINGTON – Following last week’s cowardly sinkhole attack that claimed a courageous dump truck, Burlington Public Works continued its rescue effort for the missing truck today. […]
Burlington Elks Club Invites Turkeys to Dinner, Then Murders and Eats Them
BURLINGTON – In a disturbing and gruesome breaking story, The Winooski has learned that the Elks Club in Burlington invited some local free-range turkeys to speak […]
Front Porch Forum Users Unite to Aid Amphibious Mating
MIDDLESEX – Mating season has begun for the spring peepers and other amphibians across Vermont, and many local animal lovers are trying to help by […]
Gov. Scott Proposes One-Room Schoolhouse for the State, One Teacher For All Students
WATERBURY – Amidst criticism to his approach on education, Vermont Governor Phil Scott has doubled down on his idea that fewer teachers will better serve […]
Syrup & Cows #048 – 5/6/18
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
VT Lawmakers Abandon Roadside Saliva Test in Favor of Stool Samples
MONTPELIER – The Vermont Senate voted down a bill this week that would have allowed for roadside saliva tests for marijuana, part of the Governor’s […]
Star Wars and Arrested Development Fans Clash on State House Lawn Over Holiday
MONTPELIER – Violence has broken out among two rabid fan groups on Vermont’s State House lawn this morning, as both sides hope to win an […]
Summit Street Neighbors Call on Air Guard to “Fly F-16s Over Our Houses”
BURLINGTON – A group of neighbors on Summit Street in Burlington signed a petition calling on the Vermont Air Guard to “Fly F-16s over our houses.” […]
Burlington Public Works Team Attacked by Rogue Sinkhole
BURLINGTON – A Burlington Public Works team was ambushed yesterday in a cowardly attack by a splinter cell of the Pine Street Sinkhole Collective. The rogue […]