Solar Panel Opponents Propose a Redesign to Match the Natural Beauty of Telephone Wires
KILLINGTON – The Killington Select Board has recently decided to move forward with a new plan that will see 18 solar panels added to the […]
Month: July 2018
Champ Becomes EPA Director as Trump Fills Cabinet with Actual Monsters
WASHINGTON DC – US President Donald “The Donald” Trump has appointed local Vermont sea monster Champ to fill the role of Director of the Environmental […]
Syrup & Cows #060
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Cheating the System: When VT Outlawed Weed-Gifting, this Innovative Smoke Shop Started a Cannabis Yankee Swap
SOUTH BURLINGTON – Last Monday, Vermont’s Attorney General T.J. Donovan was a total narc and made it illegal for businesses to provide their customers with free […]
Brattleboro Police To Upgrade Vehicles, Add Mech Armor
BRATTLEBORO – The Brattleboro Selectboard approved a contract this week to update technology and equipment for the Brattleboro Police Department. Officers will now be equipped […]
South Canadian Outreach Team Sending Historian to Vermont
SOUTH CANADA – In an effort to improves relations between the two nations, and presumably in response to the fact that most people have never […]
COTS Switches Focus From Temporary to Permanent Housing, Re-brands as COPS
BURLINGTON – The Committee on Temporary Shelter (COTS) has traditionally focused on short-term solutions to the larger issue of homelessness by providing day stations, shelters, […]
Driver on Rte. 7 South Can’t Decide Between Lane With Bus or Lane With Tractor
SOUTH BURLINGTON – A driver heading south on Route 7 in South Burlington today became flustered after a bus in their lane slowed to a […]
Local Satire Site Unfairly Shut Out of “Seven Days” Awards Process
BURLINGTON – Once again famed local Vermont satire site The Winooski has been shut out of the annual “Seven Daysies” awards presented by the Seven Days newspaper organization. […]
Syrup & Cows #059 – 7/22/18
Image Credits: Connor Byam.