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Month: July 2018

Vermont Public Radio Adds Signage for Visitors and Staff Who Don’t Know What a Hallway Is

July 21, 2018 The Winooski 0

COLCHESTER – Vermont Public Radio completed their new building construction in 2016 and moved into the extension to great fanfare from their publicity department. Guests […]

Trump’s Recent Comments Intended as Tribute to Dick Cheney’s Comments to Leahy

July 20, 2018 The Winooski 1

WASHINGTON DC –  In recent weeks President Trump’s White House has had to parse what the POTUS really means when he says what he says. […]

Burlington Panhandlers to Begin Accepting Debit Cards

July 19, 2018 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – Starting next week, all panhandlers in Chittenden County will be accepting debit cards as a payment method when asking strangers for spare change. […]

Mount Ascutney Renamed to Mount Mounty McMountface

July 18, 2018 The Winooski 0

WINDSOR – After lengthy debate, local opposition, and several community meetings, the Vermont Library Board has changed the name of Mount Ascutney to Mount Mounty […]

Trump Pardons Ted Bundy, Claims FBI Evidence “Not Reliable”

July 17, 2018 The Winooski 3

WASHINGTON DC – US President Donald Trump has posthumously pardoned a large number of convicted criminals this week, including Burlington, VT born serial killer Ted […]

Protesters At Lost Nation Theater – “Our Nation is Not Lost!”

July 16, 2018 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – A crowd of protesters gathered outside of a performance of Lost Nation Theater‘s Twelfth Night this weekend, holding signs reading “Our Nation Is Not […]

Syrup & Cows #058 – 7/15/18

July 15, 2018 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Burlington City Council Aims to Ban Plastic Straws, Replace Them With Cereal Straws

July 14, 2018 The Winooski 1

BURLINGTON – With rising pressure from consumers to ban single-use plastic items, the Burlington City Council is planning to introduce a new measure that would […]

Low Turnout For LGBTQA+ Sloth Parade

July 13, 2018 The Winooski 1

BURLINGTON – A parade this week celebrating LGBTQA+ Sloth had a very low number of marchers as a few lonely participants trudged their way down […]

Survey: 83% of Vermonters Agree – “None of Your Dang Business”

July 12, 2018 The Winooski 1

CONCORD – According to several recent studies initiated by the Ethan Allen Institute in Concord, VT, the majority of Vermonters agree that it is “None […]

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