Vermonters Not Constitutionally Guaranteed U.S. Citizenship
WASHINGTON DC – A federal court found this week that people born in Vermont are not guaranteed U.S. citizenship by the Constitution. After a lengthy […]
Month: July 2018
VT Delegation Opposes Dolores Umbridge as SCOTUS Nominee
WASHINGTON DC – Vermont’s delegation in Washington had some harsh words for U.S. President Donald Trump’s pick for the Supreme Court position soon to be […]
Winner Crowned On “Vermont’s Next Top Model”
MONTPELIER – After many rounds of competition, grueling interviews, skimpy swimsuits, and maple syrup-drinking contests, a winner has finally been crowned as Vermont’s “Next Top […]
Syrup & Cows #057 – 7/8/18
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Governor Vetoes Measure That Would Provide Dihydrogen Monoxide Detectors to All Vermonters
MONTPELIER – After the shocking reports last year of dihydrogen monoxide contamination in Lake Champlain, the Vermont Senate began work on a bill that would […]
Evangelical Christians Advocate for Mowing Down Jaywalkers
BARRE – Police have begun investigating a series of traffic near misses between vehicles and pedestrians that have been occurring over the past several weeks […]
STUDY: Fireworks Look Better On Mobile Devices
BURLINGTON – A survey of attendees at the annual Independence Day Fireworks Show on Burlington’s waterfront concluded that 86% of people prefer to look at […]
America Holds Last Independence Day Celebration Before Second Civil War
RUTLAND – Vermonters all across the state joined in with millions of Americans to celebrate the final birthday of what had been known as the […]
Church Gives Out Free Marijuana at “Bake” Sale
SHELBURNE – Trinity Episcopal Church has hit upon a new fund raising plan that has seen them raise thousands of dollars in just one afternoon, […]
Emergency Case of Summer Confirmed by Government
MONTPELIER – Vermonters were thrust into emergency mode late Friday afternoon. It was as unexpected as it was frightening. “I was out spreading manure,” said […]