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Month: November 2018

Vermonters With Housing Subsidies Complain About Other Vermonters With Housing Subsidies

November 20, 2018 The Winooski 0

RUTLAND – Several homeowners have filed a complaint with Vermont Governor Phil Scott, pushing for a reduction in aid to lower income residents who are […]

With Success of Dennis Hof, More Dead Candidates Lining Up for 2019

November 19, 2018 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – Many questioned whether a confirmed dead person could possibly be elected to public office, but with the successful campaign of deceased candidate Dennis […]

Syrup & Cows #076 – 11/18/18 – The Bunker

November 18, 2018 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Vermonters Caught in Crossfire as Public Feud Escalates Between Fall and Winter

November 17, 2018 The Winooski 0

WILLISTON – Tensions are rising between two prominent public seasons, leaving many Vermonters caught in the crossfire. Fall and Winter have a history of animosity, […]

Vermont Somehow Manages to Get Even Whiter

November 16, 2018 The Winooski 0

WINOOSKI – Vermont was recently ranked as the 49th most racially diverse state, which out of fifty is not a great score. This led many […]

Caravan of South Canadians Headed to US Border

November 15, 2018 The Winooski 0

SOUTH CANADA – President Trump is reportedly considering sending up to 40,000 soldiers to the US-South Canadian Border after a Caravan was seen heading towards […]

Church Street Marketplace to Be Replaced With Time Travel Facility

November 14, 2018 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – On the heels of the collapse of the City Place project, Burlington City Council has approved demolition of Church Street Marketplace, to be […]

Fans Believe Stan Lee May Be Trapped in the Soul Stone

November 13, 2018 The Winooski 1

NORTHFIELD – The world lost a legend and a giant in the realm of entertainment yesterday, with the passing of Stan Lee at the age […]

Vermont Democrats, Unsure of What to Do When They Win, March on Montpelier to Celebrate

November 12, 2018 Jill Allen 0

MONTPELIER – Following their ability to achieve a supermajority in the Vermont House as a result of the November elections, the newly powerful Democratic representatives […]

Syrup & Cows #075 – 11/11/18 – Smells

November 11, 2018 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

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