Burlington Residents Consider New Options For Giant Gaping Downtown Hole
BURLINGTON – The Burlington Free Press reported this morning that it had conducted a whimsical poll about what to do about the empty construction site […]
Month: November 2018
President Changes Position on Non-Consensual Physical Contact
WASHIGNTON DC – In a stunning reversal of his previous position, US President Donald Trump has announced that he no longer believes men should be […]
Police Looking For Information on Mysterious “Chainsaw Angel”
NORTHFIELD – Vermont’s newest superhero may have residents feeling safe and secure, but police are asking for any information regarding the identity of the masked […]
Gov. Scott’s Veto Pen Put on Indefinite Paid Administrative Leave
MONTPELIER – After several incidents over the past two years in which mutiple bills were killed by what some are calling excessive use of force, […]
The Winooski’s Official Guide to the Statewide Candidates in the 2018 Election
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As you head to the polls today, those of you not waiting smugly at home for your victory, you may encounter some names on the […]
Democrats Planning to Win Election Without Voting
WINOOSKI – Members of the Democratic party in Vermont are so confident that they are going to sweep the upcoming election that they have decided […]
Syrup & Cows #074 – 11/4/18 – Phil’s Cot
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Windsor Man Starts Idling Car to Prepare For First Freeze
WINDSOR – Vermont has already seen a little snow, some frosts, and some chilly weather as November settles in, and one Windsor man is reading […]
Vermont Sets Hunting Limits on Tofurkys
MONTPELIER – As Thanksgiving rolls into view, hunters will need to be aware of new hunting limits on tofurkys. Vermont has previously had no restrictions […]
Vermonters More Open to F-35 Program After Finding Out Planes Don’t Actually Fly
SOUTH BURLINGTON – The plan to base military F-35 jets in Chittenden County has faced strong opposition from nearly every quarter, except from those involved […]