Flat Vermont Movement Gains Traction as Many Believe Green Mountains Are Fake
WINOOSKI – If you ask Lou Minotti whether he believes that Vermont’s green mountains are real, he’ll sigh and look up at you with sad […]
Month: November 2019
Disney Apologizes for Forgetting to Turn Off Its “Tuesday Storm” Setting
BURBANK, CA – The Walt Disney Company has issued an apology to the state of Vermont for causing a second missed day of school two […]
VT Board of Education to Battle Agency of Education in MMA Fundraiser
MONTPELIER – The state of Vermont may be looking to disband its Board of Education, in favor of consolidating the board with the Agency of […]
Syrup & Cows #128 – 11/17/19 – Flying For Thanksgiving
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Vermont Announces Plan to Lower Pollution By Raising Taxes
MONTPELIER – Gov. Scott announced this week that he plans to combat climate change by raising taxes on Vermont residents. Different from the proposed “carbon […]
Harpoon Brewery: “Screw it, we’re going to quadruple the IPAs”
WINDSOR – For connoisseurs of Vermont’s local brewers, a trip to Harpoon Brewery is going to be a must this winter with the announcement of […]
New Study Shows Burlington Residents Most Concerned About Climate Change and Parking
BURLINGTON – A new study commissioned by the city has shown that the primary areas of concern for Burlingtonians are climate change, and parking/traffic issues. […]
Vermont Announces Move to Kelvin System of Temperature in Bid to Increase Positivity
MONTPELIER – Vermont Governor Phil Scott announced this week that the state will begin reporting temperatures in Kelvin, rather than the previously used Fahrenheit scale. […]
Disney Creates Snowstorm For Launch of New Streaming Service
WINOOSKI – Children around the state are celebrating today, after the Walt Disney Company blasted the Northeast with wind and snow in order to create […]
Trump Memo Proposes Changing Veterans Day to “4-F Day”
WASHINGTON – Showing a level of disrespect to our nation’s veterans not seen since he literally stole two millions dollars from a veterans charity event […]