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Month: December 2019

2019: A Look Back at Vermont’s Most Recent Year Ever

December 31, 2019 The Winooski 1

Is there anything that one might want to recall about the year that is, was, and has been 2019? Why look to the past when […]

Vermont DMV Cuts Costs By Replacing Staff With Uber Drivers

December 30, 2019 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – If you’re going to take your driver’s test in Vermont in 2020, the person grading you will probably be an Uber driver after […]

Syrup & Cows #134 – 12/29/19 – Resolved

December 29, 2019 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Vermonter Launches New App to Find Single Mittens in Your Area

December 28, 2019 The Winooski 0

ESSEX JUNCTION – If you’ve spent precious getting-out-the-door time looking for the other mitten or glove to go with the one in your hand, don’t […]

Winooski Wins National “Nailed It” Christmas Tree Competition

December 27, 2019 The Winooski 0

WINOOSKI – The city of Winooski, VT has won a national Christmas tree decorating competition put on by the creators of “Nailed It.” “Nailed It” […]

Locals Excited to Check Out Neighbors’ Recycling Bins to See What They Got for Christmas

December 26, 2019 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – As another Christmas season wound down eleven days too early, many Burlington residents were out on the streets this morning, checking out all […]

America Spends Day Trying to Be More Like Christ Financially

December 25, 2019 The Winooski 1

WINOOSKI – In a nation that has firm boundaries on the separation between church and state, most of America spent December trying to become as […]

St. Albans Prepares For “Vermont’s Top Pit” Competition

December 24, 2019 The Winooski 3

ST. ALBANS – Look out Newport and Burlington! There’s a new contender for this year’s “Vermont’s Top Pit” competition. The city of St. Albans has […]

In Recent Poll, “Sugar on Snow” More Popular Than “Manure on Snow”

December 23, 2019 The Winooski 0

EAST HAVEN – Thanks to new exemptions for farmers, Vermonters are being treated to a new kind of wintry confection. “Manure on Snow” is being […]

Syrup & Cows #133 – 12/22/19 – Vote You Must

December 22, 2019 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

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