Entrepreneur Hoping to Use Excess Local Methane For Drugs, Candy
COVENTRY – As the state contemplates using bovine flatulence as an alternative to wind power, local purveyor of illegal substances Doug Deeler got confused and […]
Month: February 2020
Syrup & Cows #140 – 2/9/20 – App-earances
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Three Vermont Towns Weigh in on Becoming Vegan-Free “Meat Sanctuaries”
SHELDON – With several towns in the state signing legislation to become “gun sanctuaries,” three Vermont communities will soon vote on whether or not to […]
State of the Onion Address
After President Trump’s State of the Union address last night, we here at The Winooski felt compelled to give a State of the Onion address, […]
Tom Brady Signs 2-Year, $70 Million Deal With Hulu
BOSTON – In a shocking reveal on Sunday evening, NFL star Tom Brady announced that he has signed a deal with Hulu to keep streaming […]
Syrup & Cows #139 – 2/2/20 – Dress For It
Image Credits: Connor Byam.