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Month: August 2020

Police Unsure How to Handle Armed White Man Wearing BLM Shirt

August 31, 2020 The Winooski 0

KENOSHA – Kenosha police were baffled this weekend when a white man holding an assault rifle donned a “Black Lives Matter” t-shirt and joined in […]

Syrup & Cows #169 – Back to School

August 30, 2020 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

UVM Places Cardboard Cutouts of Students in Classrooms

August 28, 2020 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – As those watching baseball know, life-sized cardboard cutouts of pictures of fans sitting in the stands is all the rage. Now, with socially […]

Jerry Falwell Jr. Resigns to Focus on the Family, Pool Boy

August 26, 2020 The Winooski 0

LYNCHBURG – Despite repeated denials in regards to leaving his role at Liberty University, Jerry Falwell Jr. announced that he is indeed stepping down to […]

Syrup & Cows #168 – 8/23/20 – Emergency Rations

August 23, 2020 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Masks and the Alfred E. Neuman Effect

August 22, 2020 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – The effect of wearing masks is already beginning to manifest in children born in China. OBGYNs expect the phenomenon to show up in […]

Trump Wants to Ban More Than Just TikTok

August 18, 2020 The Winooski 0

WASHINGTON – After declaring that he will ban popular internet application TikTok, Temporary President Trump tweeted that he plans to ban many more apps, especially […]

F-35s and BlackHawks Buzz UVM Green

August 17, 2020 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – A Friday, August 14 press conference organized by Burlington City Councilors turned into a melee after President Trump ordered a military response to […]

Syrup & Cows #167 – 8/16/20 – Flag Football

August 16, 2020 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Biden Seeks To Appoint Vice Presidential Squad, Hopes to Have Several Running Mates

August 15, 2020 The Winooski 0

WASHINGTON – In an unprecedented decision, in an effort to appeal to more voters, Joe Biden has asked for a vice presidential “squad” rather than […]

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