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Month: March 2021

Syrup & Cows #199 – 3/28/21 – Spring Skiing

March 28, 2021 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Vermont Hopes to Decrease Unemployment by Reducing Work Hours

March 26, 2021 The Winooski 1

MONTPELIER – Representative Millie Lennial, of Middlesex, has introduced a Bill H.2000, that would reduce the work week from forty to thirty-two hours for all […]

Syrup & Cows #198 – 3/21/21 – Scarecrow

March 21, 2021 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Syrup & Cows #197 – 3/14/21 – DST

March 14, 2021 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Chase Bank Removes Mural in Response to Complaints From Angry Racists

March 11, 2021 The Winooski 1

BURLINGTON – A group of racist people have complained about an new ad on Church Street, claiming that the ad itself is racist, and definitely […]

Syrup & Cows #196 – 3/7/21 – New Ideas

March 7, 2021 The Winooski 1

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Vermont Schools to Abollish Speling

March 1, 2021 The Winooski 2

WEBSTERVILLE – The Education Department is considering removing Spelling from schooling requirements as computer Spell-Check has taken over error control. Rhea Moats, Director of Remote […]

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