Scott Reveals Campaign Slogan: “He’s Not a Total Idiot”
MONTPELIER – In 2016, Vermont Gov. Phil Scott rode a wave a national sentiment that found Republican males preferable to any female candidate, no matter […]
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White House Plans to Fatten the Curve
WASHINGTON – At first glance it would not seem that the present occupant of the White House would need any fattening, but that depends on […]
Burlington City Council to Host Book Burning in Front of Controversial Mural
BURLINGTON – The Burlington City Council voted last night to burn most of the books in the Fletcher Free Library in a large bonfire that […]
Vermonters Begin to Reintegrate Into Society
WINOOSKI – As retail establishments begin to open up this week, many Vermonters are zipping up their enormous protective bubbles and heading back to work. […]
Syrup & Cows #154 – 5/17/20 – Land Monsters
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Vermont Legislature Rations Constituent Call-Ins
MONTPELIER – In the wake of retail stores rationing amounts of toilet paper, meat products and other necessities, the Vermont Senate and House have voted […]
Governor to Ease Restrictions and Once Again Allow 2-Ply
MONTPELIER – At his Monday news conference Governor Scott presented more encouraging news. The toilet paper famine has started to shrink. He was quoted as […]
Syrup & Cows #153 – 5/10/20 – Covid-K9
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Guide For the Downwardly Mobile – Part 2
WINOOSKI – We have received many notes of gratitude for our post containing tips for survival in the upcoming depression-era economy, and so we have […]
Dating Sites Add New Categories as Social Restrictions Begin to Lift
BURLINGTON – Speed dating events, and other singles’ mingles have been put on hold during the “stay home – stay safe” era, but after yesterday’s […]