Only Vegan on Guest List Cancels Just Before Party
NORTH HERO – The party seemed to be going well, but the hostess was nervously eyeing the hors d’oeuvres table with a rising sense of […]
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Syrup & Cows #141 – 2/16/20 – Lost
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Burlington Mayor Accused of Parking Gas Car in “Mayor Only” Parking Spot
BURLINGTON – Still feeling the backlash from his City Market “Bag Scandal,” Burlington Mayor Miro Weinberger is now suffering another political blow, after someone photographed […]
Gov. Scott Vetoes Paid Family Leave; “Why Would We Want Them to Leave?”
MONTPELIER – Doubling down on what he calls his “Paid Family Stay Program,” Vermont Governor Phil Scott has vetoed the paid family leave legislation passed […]
Syrup & Cows #140 – 2/9/20 – App-earances
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Three Vermont Towns Weigh in on Becoming Vegan-Free “Meat Sanctuaries”
SHELDON – With several towns in the state signing legislation to become “gun sanctuaries,” three Vermont communities will soon vote on whether or not to […]
Tom Brady Signs 2-Year, $70 Million Deal With Hulu
BOSTON – In a shocking reveal on Sunday evening, NFL star Tom Brady announced that he has signed a deal with Hulu to keep streaming […]
Syrup & Cows #139 – 2/2/20 – Dress For It
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Burlington Mayor Accused of Accepting Plastic Bag at City Market
BURLINGTON – Another scandal has hit the Queen City this week, after multiple witnesses report seeing Burlington Mayor Miro Weinberger leaving City Market with a […]
Transgender Agenda Revealed to Be Blank Piece of Paper
BURLINGTON – A mild controversy arose this week after the Fletcher Free Library agreed to allow a feminist group to meet about combating the transgender […]