Republicans Cut School Lunch For Baby Yoda
SORGAN – Many seemed unconcerned over the Trump Administration’s decision to remove the food safety net from nearly 700,000 Americans this week. The move could […]
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Local Satire Site Becomes Irrelevant After Failing to Be Podcast
WINOOSKI – The once proud flagship of the local satire scene, The Winooski was declared officially irrelevant this week after it was convicted of not […]
Burlington Progs Introduce Resolution Allowing Infants To Vote
BURLINGTON – With strong support from Gerber and Playskool, the Progressive Party in Burlington has introduced a new resolution that would lower the voting age […]
Vermont House Working on Legislation to Attract and Retain Millennials by Asking Their Grandchildren What They Like
MONTPELIER – In a new bid to reverse the state’s aging and declining population, the Vermont House of Representatives is working on a new piece […]
UVM Completes Purchase of Last Independent Health Care Facility in State, Moves on to Hotels
SOUTH BURLINGTON – With the hostile takeover of a small eye doctor’s office, the University of Vermont now owns every single health care office in […]
Sleep Scientists Lobby For Holiday Where Everyone Takes a Long Nap
BROOKFIELD – Researchers at the Brookfield Facility for the Fatigued (BFF) are pushing Vermont to recognize a new holiday – one that would recognize and […]
Syrup & Cows #130 – 12/1/19 – Black Friday
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Champ Rises From Lake in Fundraiser to Save Lake Monsters Baseball
BURLINGTON – When the potential end of the state’s own minor league baseball team was rumored, the namesake of the Vermont Lake Monsters rose from […]
Multi-Agency Initiative to Put Ticks, State Debt into Newport’s Downtown Hole
NEWPORT – In an announcement dropped between Thanksgiving and Christmas, when Vermonters are paying the most attention to the news, Governor Scott spoke today about […]
Trump Prepares to Pardon Several Turkeys
WASHINGTON – As the national celebrates a day of thanks for the help provided to our earliest settlers by the people we would later exterminate […]