Burlington City Council Bans All Utensils in Restaurants
BURLINGTON – If you’re planning to dine at a restaurant in Burlington, be prepared to use your hands. Starting next year restaurants will no longer […]
Articles by The Winooski
Vermont Protesters Hoping to Attract Bigger Names to Kick Out of the State
ESSEX JUNCTION – Vermont’s protester population, one of the largest per capita in the nation, is looking to draw some bigger names to the state […]
VT State Trooper Contracts Autism From Incidental Contact With Vaccinated Person
LEICESTER – Vermont State Police are reporting that acting Sgt. Lydia Gaisian has contracted autism after incidental contact with a person known to have had […]
Syrup & Cows #104 – 6/2/19 – Cave Rally
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Homeland Security Called in to Deal With Foreign Mosquitoes
BARNET – Mosquitoes are rejoicing at the soggy conditions in Vermont this season, with mosquito tourism up by over 23% as compared to last year […]
The Winooski Urges Readers Not to Accept Second-Rate Satire
WINOOSKI – In what one disgruntled reader is touting as “the stunning un-doing of Vermont’s self-proclaimed ‘premiere, locally sourced, organic satire site’,” word is spreading […]
GMT Bus Driver Denies Claims of Racism – “I Hate All Children Equally”
BURLINGTON – New evidence has come to light in the ongoing saga of the Burlington school children who were kicked off of a city bus […]
Adopt-a-Tree Program Launched to Help Fund Lake Clean-Up
ROCKINGHAM – In a bid to fund the desperately needed, and severely underfunded, clean-up of Lake Champlain, the Vermont State Legislature is launching a new […]
VT Governor Calls in FEMA to Help Mow Lawns During Emergency Time of Cloudy Wetness
MONTPELIER – A state of emergency has been declared by Vermont Governor Phil Scott, who says that dire weather patterns have left many Vermonters unable […]
Americans Honor Those Who Died For Freedoms They Are Giving Away
WINOOSKI – Vermonters join today with millions of other Americans in celebrating the lives and sacrifices of all those who died, fighting for freedoms that […]