Syrup & Cows #087 – 2/3/19 – God’s Thermostat
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Articles by The Winooski
Town of Punxsutawney Hires Vampire Hunters After Groundhog Casts No Shadow in Bright Sunlight
PUNXSUTAWNEY – A scene of chaos, terror, and confusion unfolded in a small Pennsylvania town this morning after a local celebrity rodent failed to see […]
South Canada to Create Artificial Lake in Hopes of Luring Champ
SOUTH CANADA – As the legislative season begins in the minute nation of South Canada, a new bill was passed this week to create an […]
Bennington Middle Schoolers in Search of Investors for Start-Up
BENNINGTON – A group of five 7th and 8th graders from Bennington, VT has created a GoFundMe campaign in hopes of raising $200 to finance […]
2nd Largest Pot Dealer in Burlington Unfriends All Seven Days Employees
BURLINGTON- Several employees of local newspaper Seven Days were surprised to discover this morning that they had been unfriended and unfollowed by Burlington’s second largest pot […]
Vermonters Overwhelmingly Oppose US Border Wall, Support Vermont Border Wall
POWNAL – A new survey of Vermont residents indicates very low support for President Trump’s proposed border wall between the US and Mexico, however very […]
Gov. Scott Unable to Contact $10K Grant Recipients Due to Poor Cell Signal
BERLIN – Vermont made the news last year when Governor Phil Scott announced a $10K grant to out-of-state residents who might be willing to move […]
Syrup & Cows #086 – The Third One is Always the Worst
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Trump Pledges to Keep Government Open At Least Long Enough to Give SOTU Address
WASHINGTON DC – The longest shutdown in the history of the US Government is coming to a temporary close as President Trump agrees to three […]
Saint Michael’s College to Downsize and Merge With University of Phoenix Online
COLCHESTER – Following the news of the closure of Green Mountain College this week, a second Vermont college has announced it will scale back operations […]