Safety Advocates Move to Ban Umbrellas After School Lockdown
LYNDONVILLE – An advocacy group made up of local parents and other community members has set their sights on umbrellas after a safety incident that […]
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New Study By Vaping Companies Finds Link Between Vaping and Smoking “Total Coincidence”
MONTPELIER – New research shows that Vermont’s rising smoking rates have nothing to do with the popularity of vaping, according to a new joint study […]
Syrup & Cows #064 – 8/26/18 – Batter of Water
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Red Sox Lose to Patriots 14-3 When Confused Team Shows Up to Wrong Venue
BOSTON – In a game that was both exhilarating and puzzling, the Boston Red Sox lost their first game to the New England Patriots last […]
Horror Movie Lobby Convinces State To Pull Rural Cell Phone Coverage
MONTPELIER – If you think it’s safe to assume you’ll have cell phone service while driving down that dusty back road towards that lone gas […]
Separated-at-birth Twin Candidates Prompt Revote Demand
RUTLAND – Voters have demanded a revote in the Rutland County Senate primary, saying that two of the gray-haired white men running for the office look […]
Task Force Proposes Moving Church Street to “Whiter Area of Burlington”
BURLINGTON – A task force commissioned by the city of Burlington to give recommendations on the controversial Church Street mural has come up with what […]
Trump Bombs F-35s for Vermont Air National Guard
WASHINGTON – President Donald Trump announced today that he has cancelled the F-35 deployment to the Vermont Air National Guard. According to our sources, Trump […]
Syrup & Cows #063 – 8/19/18 – First Day of School
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Barre Pothole Gains New Life as Lake Goldsbury
BARRE – A pothole of unusual size has grown large enough to be officially classified as a lake by the Vermont Department of Environmental Conservation. […]