Evangelical Christians Advocate for Mowing Down Jaywalkers
BARRE – Police have begun investigating a series of traffic near misses between vehicles and pedestrians that have been occurring over the past several weeks […]
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STUDY: Fireworks Look Better On Mobile Devices
BURLINGTON – A survey of attendees at the annual Independence Day Fireworks Show on Burlington’s waterfront concluded that 86% of people prefer to look at […]
America Holds Last Independence Day Celebration Before Second Civil War
RUTLAND – Vermonters all across the state joined in with millions of Americans to celebrate the final birthday of what had been known as the […]
Church Gives Out Free Marijuana at “Bake” Sale
SHELBURNE – Trinity Episcopal Church has hit upon a new fund raising plan that has seen them raise thousands of dollars in just one afternoon, […]
Emergency Case of Summer Confirmed by Government
MONTPELIER – Vermonters were thrust into emergency mode late Friday afternoon. It was as unexpected as it was frightening. “I was out spreading manure,” said […]
Syrup & Cows #056 – 7/1/18
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Trump Administration Issues Deportation Order for Von Trapp Family
STOWE – After what officials are calling a “thorough citizenship examination” of the prominent Von Trapp family who emigrated to Vermont after fleeing the Nazis […]
University of South Canada Grants Honorary Doctorates to All Citizens
SOUTH CANADA – In an unusual move, the country of South Canada’s only higher learning institution, The University of South Canada (USC) has granted honorary […]
“Everything is Fine” Says Man with No Internet Access
CHESTER – A man with no cell phone and no internet access of any kind, Oscar Stritch of Chester, VT, is reporting that everything is […]
VT Supreme Court Rules Racism “Is Fine”
MONTPELIER – Vermont’s highest court ruled this week that racism is “fine,” and not in conflict with the Constitution of the United States or the […]