The Winooski

IHOP Reveals “B” In New IHOB Name Stands For “Bad Idea”

June 14, 2018 The Winooski 0

SOUTH BURLINGTON – The International House of Pancakes, known as “IHOP” for short, has temporarily changed its name to “IHOB” and will modify signage in […]

U.S. Woos South Canada as Potential Trading Partner to Replace Actual Canada

June 13, 2018 The Winooski 1

SOUTH CANADA – US President Donald Trump met this week with South Canadian President Charlene “Skunk” Bedard to discuss a potential economic partnership between the […]

Angry Vermonters Demand $10,000 to Stay in the State

June 11, 2018 The Winooski 1

MONTPELIER – A group of Vermont residents gathered this weekend on the statehouse lawn to demand a cash settlement in exchange for not moving out […]

Syrup & Cows #053 – 6/10/18

June 10, 2018 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Officials Warn Kayakers Against Riding on the Handlebars

June 9, 2018 The Winooski 0

WEST CHARLESTON – As summer kicks into high gear in Vermont, with temperatures approaching 70 degrees this weekend, officials are taking the opportunity to remind […]

Half Pint Farm To Supply Local Pineapples to Carburs Restaurant in Burlington

June 8, 2018 The Winooski 1

BURLINGTON – In an exciting new partnership that has many locals watering at the mouth, Half Pint Farm has agreed to begin supplying locally grown […]

Gov. Scott Signs Order, Requires Construction Sites to Dig With Teaspoons

June 7, 2018 The Winooski 1

MONTPELIER – To mitigate the need for a carbon tax and to create jobs, Governor Scott signed an executive order mandating construction sites to dig with […]