Syrup & Cows #035 – 2/4/18
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Articles by The Winooski
Mount Anthony Patriots Merge With Pine Ridge Coyotes to Become the Peyotes
BENNINGTON – Citing budget concerns and a steadily declining participation rate, Mount Anthony Union High School has decided to merge their football program with the […]
Keurig Announces New Dr. Pepper and Snapple Flavored Coffee
WATERBURY – Vermont beverage giant Keurig Green Mountain has announced plans to introduce new flavors of coffee after its recent acquisition of Dr. Pepper Snapple […]
Delta To Allow Emotional Support Moose on Flights
BURLINGTON – Seeking to set itself apart from competitors such as United Airlines, who recently denied a woman her vitally important emotional support peacock, Delta […]
Donald Trump Performs Entirely Satirical State of the Union Address
WASHINGTON, DC – The nation was treated to an exceptional performance of political satire on Tuesday evening by U.S. President Donald Trump, who used his […]
Vermont Sends State-Wide Text Alert Warning of Potential Catamount Attack
MONTPELIER – The state of Vermont sent its first text alert on Monday to every citizen with a registered cell phone, warning residents of a […]
After Budget Cuts, Putney Grammar School No Longer Cool With Embezzling
PUTNEY – Police in southern Vermont arrested a woman from Chester last week after private Putney school ‘The Grammar School’ suddenly decided they didn’t like […]
Syrup & Cows #034 – 1/28/18
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
New Hampshire Accused of Slowly Moving Vermont Border
WHITE RIVER JUNCTION – The Connecticut River has long been the fixed border between the New England states of Vermont and New Hampshire, but now […]
Vermont Closed Today Due to Sickness
WINOOSKI – The entire state of Vermont is closed today, due to the fact that all of its citizens have taken ill. Between colds, the […]