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First United Methodist Church in Burlington Rebrands as First Non-Binary Methodist Church

May 3, 2019 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – As churches across the country begin preparations to leave the United Methodist Church over its newly confirmed policies of exclusion, one Vermont congregation […]

Burlington Police to Receive Training on Yoga-Related Incidents

April 25, 2019 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – After the infamous City Market yoga riots of 2019, Burlington Chief of Police Brandon Del Pozo has pledged to train his officers on […]

Skip Vallee Appeals Gas Station Ruling, Challenges Costco to Trial By Combat

April 18, 2019 The Winooski 0

COLCHESTER – In yet another setback for local gas station overlord Skip Vallee, Vermont courts have ruled in favor of allowing Costco to open the […]

All Burlington Streets to Go “Green” by May 1st

April 17, 2019 The Winooski 0

“I am absolutely thrilled!” Mayor Miro Weinberger could not contain his excitement over the recent decision of Burlington’s newly elected City Council. With five Progressives […]

A Sheepish Bernie Sanders Attempts to Return His Tax Refund to the US Government

April 15, 2019 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – Reports have come in that US Senator and presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders has received a larger than usual tax refund and is attempting […]

Riot Breaks Out at City Market During Yoga Rush Hour

April 12, 2019 The Winooski 1

BURLINGTON – Burlington police were called to the scene of a massive riot that broke out at City Market’s downtown location yesterday when a case […]

Former Burlington Pot Dealer Busted For Underground Single-Use Plastics Operation

April 6, 2019 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – When Burlington police officers arrested Derek Spilman back in January on charges relating to the sale of marijuana, he promised never to sell […]

Traffic Cones on Church Street Anger Burlington Residents

April 4, 2019 The Winooski 1

BURLINGTON – The Committee to Protest the Sky is Blue (CPSB) has started a full-on campaign to stop the proposal to place two orange traffic […]

Developer Abandons Burlington CityPlace, Plans Underwater “LakePlace” Complex

March 29, 2019 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – After years of planning, false starts, public opposition, and loss of financing, developer Don Sinex has confirmed his intention to abandon Burlington’s CityPlace […]

Burlington Passes Resolution Condemning Canada For Not Exporting as Much Marijuana as Mexico

March 25, 2019 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – Much praise was heaped on Burlington, VT’s police force last week at a town hall meeting to address the opioid crisis. With fewer […]

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