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OneCare Vermont ACO’s New Website Flooded With Mexican Food Orders

April 27, 2018 The Winooski 1

Taconic State Parkway to Be Extended to Burlington

April 26, 2018 The Winooski 1

BURLINGTON – The drive from Burlington down to New York City will be a little quicker next year. New York Governor Cuomo and Vermont Governor […]

Burlington Agrees to Photoshop Diversity Into Controversial Mural

April 25, 2018 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – The city of Burlington has finally reached a decision on the controversial “Everyone Loves a Parade!” mural that has been displayed between Church […]

South Burlington Sued For Fraud, Forced to Change Name to East Burlington

April 23, 2018 The Winooski 1

SOUTH EAST BURLINGTON – The city of South Burlington is not only changing the name of its mascot, but also the name of the city itself. […]

First Night Burlington Rebrands as “Binge Drinking and Vandalism Night”

April 18, 2018 The Winooski 1

BURLINGTON – Chittenden County residents were shocked and saddened this week when First Night Burlington, the family-friendly New Year’s Eve celebration of creative arts, announced […]

Vermont Democrats Move Forward With Massive Handouts

April 11, 2018 The Winooski 6

BURLINGTON – Members of Vermont’s Democratic party, led by confirmed liberal and Burlington Mayor Miro Weinberger, engaged in a massive handout program on Tuesday, in […]

Black Panther Spends Passover in Vermont, Assists Local Superhero

March 31, 2018 The Winooski 1

BURLINGTON – Marvel superhero the Black Panther was recently sighted in Vermont, and one of The Winooski’s reporters was able to catch up to him […]

2nd Penguin Plunge Scheduled for July to Benefit Special Olympics VT

March 27, 2018 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – With the success of their recent Penguin Plunge last month, and with the cold weather looking to stick around for awhile longer, Special […]

Champlain Housing Trust Solves Housing Crisis With Affordable Igloos

March 22, 2018 The Winooski 2

BURLINGTON – With Vermont’s rental vacancy rate continuing to shrink, and economic development costs steadily rising, many Vermonters are having trouble securing affordable housing, especially […]

Spring Delays Trip to VT After Flight is Cancelled Due to Storm

March 21, 2018 The Winooski 0

SOUTH BURLINGTON – Yesterday was supposed to be the day that Spring arrived in Vermont but, after a series of travel mishaps and weather-related delays, […]

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