Champlain Housing Trust to Begin Manufacturing Homes Out of Hemp
BURLINGTON – With Vermont hemp growers now legally able to produce their favorite plant, but still unable to sell it, artisans are looking into way […]
Burlington
Bernie Sanders Drops Out of Presidential Race to Once Again Become Mayor of Burlington, VT
BURLINGTON – The swamp of D.C. and the left coast of Vermont continued to be shaken to their institutional core this week. Besieged by critics, […]
Peace and Justice Center Director Steps Down After Failing to Deliver a Championship Win
BURLINGTON – After seven seasons leading the Peace and Justice Center team, Executive Director Rachel Siegel is stepping down amid claims the world is less […]
Citing Success of CityPlace and City Hall Park, Burlington Mayor Announces Plans to Demolish the Rest of the City
BURLINGTON – After years of careful destruction, Burlington Mayor Miro Weinberger has announced plans to demolish the rest of the city over the next two […]
Locals Excited to Check Out Neighbors’ Recycling Bins to See What They Got for Christmas
BURLINGTON – As another Christmas season wound down eleven days too early, many Burlington residents were out on the streets this morning, checking out all […]
35 Year Dept. Vet Who “Can’t Get The Googles To Work” Appointed Acting Burlington Police Chief
BURLINGTON – With the resignation of seventeen more acting police chiefs over the past few days, the job of overseeing Burlington’s law enforcement has fallen […]
Burlington Mayor Resigns After Revealing He Secretly Ran Satire Site “The Winooski” For Years
BURLINGTON – In another shocking revelation following the resignations of the police chief and the acting police chief for recreational use of Twitter, Burlington Mayor […]
Burlington Progs Introduce Resolution Allowing Infants To Vote
BURLINGTON – With strong support from Gerber and Playskool, the Progressive Party in Burlington has introduced a new resolution that would lower the voting age […]
UVM Completes Purchase of Last Independent Health Care Facility in State, Moves on to Hotels
SOUTH BURLINGTON – With the hostile takeover of a small eye doctor’s office, the University of Vermont now owns every single health care office in […]
Champ Rises From Lake in Fundraiser to Save Lake Monsters Baseball
BURLINGTON – When the potential end of the state’s own minor league baseball team was rumored, the namesake of the Vermont Lake Monsters rose from […]