Bernie Sanders Insults Red Sox Legacy on Fenway Park Anniversary
BOSTON, MA – Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders has lost a few of his own fans this week after angering sports fans at an event in […]
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Super Troopers Coming to Broadway in 2019
MANHATTAN, NY – The Richard Rogers Theater on W 46th street in Manhattan has announced plans to premiere a new Broadway musical based on the […]
Pope’s Change to “The Lord’s Prayer” Has Ripple Effect on Society
VATICAN CITY – Pope Francis has opened the floodgates with his recommendation of changes to the “The Lord’s Prayer”. The Pope says we should drop […]
North Korean Missile Misses Vermont By Only 6000 Miles
PYONGYANG – Many Vermonters are putting bunkers on their Christmas lists this season after a North Korean missile missed the state by less than 6000 […]
Local Restaurant Receives Grammar Citation
PLATTSBURGH, NY – The Chat & Chew, a local eatery famous for its Groundhog Gravy & Bite-em Biscuits, has just received a warning from the New […]
The Winooski Nominated For Pulitzer By Canadian Fake News Site
WINOOSKI – Local satire news site The Winooski, which you are currently reading, has been nominated for a fake Pulitzer Prize by Canadian satire site FauxNews Today. […]
Tragedy at “Bark n Snooze” Spurs Gun Control Debate
HARRISON, NY – Following the tragedy at “Bark n Snooze,” a posh pet day spa in an upscale suburb of New York City, politicians are […]
Quebec Files For Sole Custody of Vermont
MONTREAL – Canada and the United States are back in court again this week as Quebec seeks to revise the current custody agreement concerning the […]
Local Couple Creates New Marital Aid
ESSEX, NY – A husband and wife team of veterinarians from nearby Mineville, used to working with large animals, have developed a revolutionary product for dealing […]
MTV Cribs to feature Vermont Town Clerks
CAYMAN ISLANDS – The mansion touring reality show “MTV Cribs” will be airing a new episode this September featuring the luxury homes of a select […]