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Bernie Sanders Insults Red Sox Legacy on Fenway Park Anniversary

April 9, 2018 The Winooski 1

BOSTON, MA – Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders has lost a few of his own fans this week after angering sports fans at an event in […]

Super Troopers Coming to Broadway in 2019

April 6, 2018 The Winooski 0

MANHATTAN, NY – The Richard Rogers Theater on W 46th street in Manhattan has announced plans to premiere a new Broadway musical based on the […]

Pope’s Change to “The Lord’s Prayer” Has Ripple Effect on Society

December 11, 2017 The Winooski 2

VATICAN CITY – Pope Francis has opened the floodgates with his recommendation of changes to the “The Lord’s Prayer”. The Pope says we should drop […]

North Korean Missile Misses Vermont By Only 6000 Miles

December 1, 2017 The Winooski 1

PYONGYANG – Many Vermonters are putting bunkers on their Christmas lists this season after a North Korean missile missed the state by less than 6000 […]

Local Restaurant Receives Grammar Citation

October 26, 2017 The Winooski 0

PLATTSBURGH, NY – The Chat & Chew, a local eatery famous for its Groundhog Gravy & Bite-em Biscuits, has just received a warning from the New […]

The Winooski Nominated For Pulitzer By Canadian Fake News Site

October 24, 2017 The Winooski 2

WINOOSKI – Local satire news site The Winooski, which you are currently reading, has been nominated for a fake Pulitzer Prize by Canadian satire site FauxNews Today. […]

Tragedy at “Bark n Snooze” Spurs Gun Control Debate

October 10, 2017 The Winooski 0

HARRISON, NY – Following the tragedy at “Bark n Snooze,” a posh pet day spa in an upscale suburb of New York City, politicians are […]

Quebec Files For Sole Custody of Vermont

September 1, 2017 The Winooski 25

MONTREAL – Canada and the United States are back in court again this week as Quebec seeks to revise the current custody agreement concerning the […]

Local Couple Creates New Marital Aid

August 15, 2017 The Winooski 0

ESSEX, NY – A husband and wife team of veterinarians from nearby Mineville, used to working with large animals, have developed a revolutionary product for dealing […]

MTV Cribs to feature Vermont Town Clerks

August 2, 2017 The Winooski 1

CAYMAN ISLANDS – The mansion touring reality show “MTV Cribs” will be airing a new episode this September featuring the luxury homes of a select […]

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