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VT House Passes “Paid Family Leave” Program, in Opposition to Gov. Scott’s “Paid Family Stay” Program

April 5, 2019 The Winooski 1

MONTPELIER – In a defiant move against the governor, Vermont’s House of Representatives passed a paid family leave program that will pay residents money to […]

Vermont Moves to Rename Potholes as “Cannabis Holes”

April 3, 2019 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – Following a scathing news story by temporary actual news site The Winooski on Monday, the Vermont state legislature has taken up a bill […]

Data Miners Struggling to Sell Info on Vermonters – “They Just Don’t Buy Much”

March 20, 2019 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – With Vermont’s new law requiring internet data brokers to register with the state, the once secretive industry is beginning to come out into […]

Gov Scott Launches Campaign to Promote Smoking, Drinking, Gambling, to Make Up For Lost Gas, Sales Taxes

March 16, 2019 The Winooski 2

MONTPELIER – Tax income in Vermont is down. As residents turn to electric cars, gas tax revenue is beginning to decline. Reduce, reuse, recycle campaigns […]

VT Solves Sign Shortage by Only Labeling Road Areas with No Bumps

March 11, 2019 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – After a negotitation breakdown with the governor of New Hampshire, Vermont Governor Phil Scott has come up with a new plan to solve […]

Vermont Begs New Hampshire For Help During “BUMP” Sign Shortage

March 8, 2019 The Winooski 1

MONTPELIER – Vermont Governor Phil Scott has had to swallow his pride this week and turn to his greatest nemesis for help: the state of […]

Cris Ericson Unveils New Policy Platform in Advance of Run for Governor, House, Senate, Treasurer, Auditor, and Secretary of State

February 23, 2019 The Winooski 2

CHESTER – After the statewide legalization of marijuana, perennial candidate Cris Ericson, of the Marijuana Party, has had to pivot to a new platform. She […]

VT Governor Declares State of Emergency Over Loss of Veto Power

February 22, 2019 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – Vermont Governor Phil Scott has declared a state of emergency today over the inability to veto House Bill H.57, which would codify into […]

Satire Site Unable to Post Anything Funny About Abortion

February 21, 2019 The Winooski 0

WINOOSKI – The biggest news story of this week left many local satirists scratching their heads as to how to cover the passing of H.57 […]

Flatlanders Complain About Influx of Wetlanders

February 11, 2019 The Winooski 1

HUNTINGTON – While the state prioritizes increasing Vermont’s stagnant and aging population, some residents are raising their voices against what some are calling “climate refugees.” […]

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