Teacher Accidentally Injures 17 Students During Knife Safety Demonstration
ARLINGTON – 17 teenagers were injured this week during a knife safety demonstration at Arlington Memorial High School in Arlington, VT. Shop teacher Than Wood […]
Southern Vermont
Local Voter Researches Major Issues on Phone in Voting Booth
SEARSBURG – Dee Lehrer, of Searsburg, VT, spent many minutes in a voting booth at the Twin Valley Elementary School in Wilmington this morning trying […]
Londonderry Man Breaks 3rd Grader’s Recorder in Half as “Favor to the Community”
LONDONDERRY – Restaurant owner Ed Brown is at it again. Brown landed in legal trouble last fall after painting over a student-designed mural that sat […]
Vexing Man Continues to Dress Weather-Inappropriately
RUTLAND – A bothersome individual is upsetting neighbors and residents in Rutland again, as many reports have come in that this unidentified man insists on […]
Mount Anthony Patriots Merge With Pine Ridge Coyotes to Become the Peyotes
BENNINGTON – Citing budget concerns and a steadily declining participation rate, Mount Anthony Union High School has decided to merge their football program with the […]
After Budget Cuts, Putney Grammar School No Longer Cool With Embezzling
PUTNEY – Police in southern Vermont arrested a woman from Chester last week after private Putney school ‘The Grammar School’ suddenly decided they didn’t like […]
Drug Sniffing Police Dogs Looking For Other Work After Massive Layoffs
PITTSFORD – With Vermont’s governor expected to sign legislation today legalizing marijuana throughout the state, many police dogs trained to sniff out the previously illicit […]
Floridians Looking to Winter in Vermont as Storm Warnings Grow
MANCHESTER – With winter storm warnings reaching as far south as Florida this week, many residents of the Sunshine State have had enough of the […]
GMU School District Proposes Move Back to One-Room Schoolhouse
CAVENDISH – At a contentious first meeting of the newly formed Green Mountain Unified School District on Tuesday evening, Two Rivers Supervisory Union Superintendent Meg Powden […]
VT Yankee Sale Delayed After Potential Buyer Revealed to Be Lex Luthor
VERNON – Federal Regulators this week extended the deadline on a decision regarding the sale of Vermont’s decommissioned nuclear power plant to New York-based corporation […]