VTrans Develops New Weapon to Keep Truckers Safe From Smugglers’ Notch Sirens
CAMBRIDGE – After two trucks were lured to their deaths by the Smugglers’ Notch Sirens within the first week of the re-opening of the pass, […]
Vermont Life
Satire Site Angers Readers For Being Both Funny and Not Funny At All
WINOOSKI – If you haven’t spent any time in the comment section of Vermont’s premiere, locally sourced, organic satire site The Winooski, you may be […]
New Dictionary For Vermonters Omits the Letter “T”
ORLEANS – If you’ve ever failed a Vermont spelling test because you couldn’t figure out the correct letters in “Snallbins,” you may just find redemption […]
More Vermonters Choosing “None of Your Business” On Their Headstones
STOWE – A famous tombstone in Stowe reads: I was somebody. Who, is no business of yours. But now it may be sparking a trend. […]
New Bumper Stickers Available for Myopic, One-Issue Voters
WILLISTON – With so many voters fixated on only one or two issues, it can be hard to cater to all of their individual bumper […]
Energy Mogul Plans to Build Domes Over Dairy Barns to Capture “Natural Gas”
GEORGIA – When energy engineer David Blittersdorf announced he was going into natural gas, no one thought he was talking about methane. But now, with […]
Green Up Vermont Sets Date to Clean Up All the Litter Created By Green Up Day
MONTPELIER – Local non-profit organization Green Up Vermont has set this Saturday as the day when they are asking Vermonters to help gather up all […]
Vermont DMV Now Accepting Petroglyphs in Place of License Plates
MONTPELIER – After complaints from both law enforcement and residents across the state, the Vermont Department of Motor Vehicles announced this week that they will […]
Lost Hikers Forget Which Side of the Tree Snow Grows On
PITTSFIELD – Two hikers were found with no injuries yesterday afternoon after being lost for several hours. The two UVM students had planned a short […]
New Incentive Program Offers $10K and Legal Protection to Ponzi Schemes Willing to Relocate to Vermont
NEWPORT – After public pushback on his incentive program that offers $10K to individuals willing to relocate to Vermont and work remotely, Governor Phil Scott […]