Democrats Planning to Win Election Without Voting
WINOOSKI – Members of the Democratic party in Vermont are so confident that they are going to sweep the upcoming election that they have decided […]
Vermont Life
Vermont Sets Hunting Limits on Tofurkys
MONTPELIER – As Thanksgiving rolls into view, hunters will need to be aware of new hunting limits on tofurkys. Vermont has previously had no restrictions […]
Local Retailers Reporting Eye of Newt Shortage
WILLISTON – Many of Vermont’s retailers are reporting a shortage on eye of newt, including the big box stores in Williston. This generally unpopular item […]
Vermonters Attempt to Ward Off Evil Spirits By Dressing as Terrifying Creatures
WINOOSKI – The celebration of Halloween has morphed from its original spiritual roots to a commercialized festival of fun, following other notable holidays such as […]
Milton Tries to Avoid Ballot Confusion By Adding Identifying Information For Candidates
MILTON – With many reports of candidate confusion coming in during early voting, the town of Milton has decided to add relationships and other information […]
Maine and Vermont Enter Into Bidding War for New Residents
WINOOSKI – As Vermont struggles with retention of younger residents, the state of Maine has fired new shots in a war to see which state […]
Vermont State Police Now Using DNA Tests To Catch Serial Litterers
MILTON – A beer can on the side of the road used to be just an eyesore, but now it may also be evidence as […]
Vermont Crows Hit Girl in Face With Worms
SHELDON – Taking a cue from their seal counterparts in New Zealand Wednesday, two of the Jeezum Crows who trapped Raven Goh in a Sheldon […]
Satire Readers Report Experiencing Sense of Déjà Vu
WINOOSKI – Followers of Vermont’s premiere local satire site The Winooski have reported feeling a sense of déjà vu when reading articles posted by the popular […]
Budget Cuts Force Vermont State Police to Use Decoy Hay Vehicles
WILLISTON – With a renewed focus on highway safety and reducing the number of highway deaths in the state, the Vermont State Police have committed […]