Protesters Leave Anti-Construction Signs on State Roads
WILLISTON – Vermont State Police are asking for information from the public after an anonymous group of protesters has installed signs opposing the state’s many […]
Vermont Life
Parents Reduce Child’s Allowance, Blame Siblings
WINOOSKI – After years of worrying that their children would one day reject their authority, local parents Mitch and Dawn Bilker have come up with […]
Vermonters No Longer Required to Pay Federal Taxes
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In an unusual case of a major tax reform bill being pushed through Congress before anyone could read it, many Americans are […]
North Korean Missile Misses Vermont By Only 6000 Miles
PYONGYANG – Many Vermonters are putting bunkers on their Christmas lists this season after a North Korean missile missed the state by less than 6000 […]
Ungrateful Person Anxious About Upcoming Family Meal
WINOOSKI – A local cashier at the University Mall is nervous about getting together with family and friends, because they may be forced to lie […]
Man Objects to His Gender in Satirical News Article
WINOOSKI – Vermont’s premiere local satire site The Winooski came under fire this week from one of its imaginary subjects. A man featured in today’s article […]
USDA Threatens to Pulls Funding From Vermont Over Animal Sanctuaries
WASHINGTON – In a strongly worded letter sent to the state of Vermont and to several towns including East Burke, Springfield, and Woodstock, the United […]
Georgia Native Tired of Explaining to Vermonters That She is Not From Franklin County
GROTON – For Olivia Williams, every new social interaction begins with a bit of an explanation. The Atlanta-born social worker relocated to Groton, VT several […]
U.S. Senate Unanimously Confirms Vermont’s Next U.S. Attorney, Saul Goodman
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a rare moment of bi-partisan unity, the U.S. Senate has confirmed in a unanimous vote that the next U.S. attorney for […]
Democrats Sweep National Elections on Pro-Vermont Platform
MONTPELIER – Vermont Democrats, and even their Republican Governor Phil Scott, are praising the results of yesterday’s national elections as a positive referendum on the […]