Camel’s Hump to Add Third Hump
HUNTINGTON – In a bid to increase tourism, popular Vermont mountain Camel’s Hump has announced this week that it will add a third hump. Currently […]
Vermont Life
SURVEY: Many Vermonters Unable to Identify Satire
WINOOSKI – In an unscientific survey taken by extremely popular, successful, and good-looking media outlet The Winooski, it was revealed that a large number of Vermonters […]
Nonpartisan “Campaign For Vermont” Unites Both Republicans and Conservatives
BURLINGTON – It can be hard to reach across the aisle in today’s divided political climate, but that hasn’t stopped “Campaign For Vermont,” an advocacy […]
Local Bears Encourage Composting
WAITSFIELD – A group of Mad River Valley bears has come out in support of composting this week, encouraging local residents to collect as much […]
Vermont to Add the Words “Community” and “Kindness” to Official State Motto
MONTPELIER – In a rare non-partisan and unanimous vote, the Vermont state legislature last week approved the addition of two words to the existing state […]
Vermont Man Changes Mind After Reading Well-Written Facebook Comment
CANAAN – Jerry LaPlatte of Canaan, VT has been confirmed to be the first person to change their way of thinking after reading a particularly […]
Jay Peak Sued For Fraud, Not Actually a Mountain
JAY – Residents in the town of Jay, Vermont have gotten used to dealing with the winter tourists who flood their home turf each year […]
Local Papers Continue to Ignore Demand, Print Truth
VERMONT – Despite clear evidence that it is not what their readers want, many local Vermont newspapers continue to print stories full of actual truth […]
Exxon Mobil To Start Selling Artisanal Gasoline at Farmers’ Markets
BURLINGTON – America’s largest oil and gas company will be coming to a farmers’ market near you this summer, as Exxon Mobil rolls out a new […]
STUDY: Deliciousness of Soft Serve Ice Cream Determined by Number of “E”s in Spelling
WATERBURY – The Vermont Forensic Laboratory has released a study finding that soft-serve ice cream is more delicious when it is spelled with more “E”s. […]