Parents Reduce Child’s Allowance, Blame Siblings
WINOOSKI – After years of worrying that their children would one day reject their authority, local parents Mitch and Dawn Bilker have come up with […]
CONTEST: Design South Canada’s Flag
SOUTH CANADA – After a seeming success at letting their citizens choose a national anthem, the young nation of South Canada is turning to an […]
Syrup & Cows #026 – 12/3/17
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Vermonters No Longer Required to Pay Federal Taxes
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In an unusual case of a major tax reform bill being pushed through Congress before anyone could read it, many Americans are […]
North Korean Missile Misses Vermont By Only 6000 Miles
PYONGYANG – Many Vermonters are putting bunkers on their Christmas lists this season after a North Korean missile missed the state by less than 6000 […]
Burlington Police Ask Public For Help in Search for Missing BTC Proposal
BURLINGTON – The Burlington police department has issued a public alert in the search for a missing proposal this week. The Burlington Telecom proposal is […]
Whale Tails Sculptor Asks City to Excavate Rest of Statues
SOUTH BURLINGTON – Vermont artist Jim Sardonis is asking the city of South Burlington to excavate the land around Reverence, his famous whale sculpture that can be […]
Vermont’s Controversial “Extended Vacation” to begin in 2019
MONTPELIER – Beginning in 2019, students in Vermont’s public schools will have the entire month of December off. Parents are livid; teachers are celebrating; students don’t […]
Gov. Scott Approves Roadside Punching Test for Marijuana
MONTPELIER – Governor Scott’s legal marijuana research group has approved a new roadside testing procedure to determine whether or not the driver has been impaired […]
Syrup & Cows #025 – 11/26/17
Image Credits: Connor Byam.