Only Decent Man On the Internet Finds it Hard to Believe that All Women Have Been Harassed
SWANTON – Chris Virtue has had a rough week. After hundreds of thousands of reports of women being sexually harassed or assaulted began flooding the […]
State Officials to Begin Conducting all Official Business Via Private E-mail Accounts
MONTPELIER – In a blow to Vermont transparency laws, state Attorney General T.J. Donovan has directed all government employees to begin using their personal e-mail […]
Syrup & Cows #019 – 10/15/17
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
South Canadian Tourism Booming as Vermonters Seek Out Foliage
SOUTH CANADA – Economic concern about the fledgling nation of South Canada seems to have been unfounded, as their tourism industry is reporting record numbers […]
DNA Results Save Dog From Deportation
HINESBURG – A five-year old psychotherapy dog from Louisiana was spared the ignominy of deportation to a dog-rescue shelter in Vermont on Tuesday, when DNA […]
STUDY: Men Without Daughters Less Able to Understand Basic Human Decency
BURLINGTON – According to a study released this week by the Sanders Institute in Burlington, VT, men without daughters are far less likely to exhibit […]
Karen Pence Still Stuck in Car as Husband Struggles to Find Protest
BURLINGTON – Indiana school teacher Karen Pence has been sitting in her rental car at Burlington International Airport (BTV) for two days now, waiting for […]
Tragedy at “Bark n Snooze” Spurs Gun Control Debate
HARRISON, NY – Following the tragedy at “Bark n Snooze,” a posh pet day spa in an upscale suburb of New York City, politicians are […]
Vermont Cows Demand Royalties From Woody Jackson Art Sales
MONTPELIER – Vermont cows, who recently made news headlines with their state-wide protest to boycott ice cream to call attention to hazardous milking machines, have […]
Syrup & Cows #018 – 10/8/17
Image Credits: Connor Byam.