Burlington Cyclists Finally Overtake Drivers as Biggest Jerks On Road
BURLINGTON – Ever since Karl Benz drove the first automobile onto the roads in 1885, car drivers have been the biggest jackasses on wheels. But […]
U.S. Completes Border Wall Around South Canada, South Canada Pays For It
SOUTH CANADA – In an unusually quick turnaround for such a project, the U.S. has approved and completed a wall along the full length of […]
Vermont Foliage Union Votes to Strike, Leaves Will Remain Green For Foreseeable Future
CRAFTSBURY – Negotiations between Vermont’s leaves and the humans that love them came to a halt Wednesday evening with no deal in sight. The maples, […]
Politicians Make Political Statement Asking Not to Politicize Latest Tragedy
MONTPELIER – A group of Vermont politicians, political lobbyists, and political activists have joined together in releasing a highly politicized press statement asking people who […]
Jason Corliss Wins 55th Vermont Milk Bowl, Becomes Governor
BARRE – Tensions were high on Sunday afternoon at the Thunder Road race track in Barre, as racers competed to win the governorship of Vermont. […]
Vermont Cows Now Protesting State-Wide
WINOOSKI – What began as a protest and lobby by local cows singling out Ben & Jerry’s ice cream for a boycott to call attention […]
Syrup & Cows #017 – 10/1/17
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Jared Kushner Purchases Burlington Telecom, Immediately Files For Bankruptcy
BURLINGTON – Following the sudden exits of other potential bidders, the Burlington City Council has made the decision to sell Burlington Telecom to real estate […]
Congressman Welch Introduces Bill to Make Puerto Rico Count as America
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Vermont Congressman Peter Welch introduced new legislation yesterday to the U.S. House of Representatives that would force Americans to admit that Puerto […]
Sixteen-Year-Old Madison James Becomes South Canadian Speaker of the House
SOUTH CANADA – As South Canada continues to fine-tune its system of government, an unlikely leader has emerged in the form of high school junior […]