First UMC Burlington Installs Harry Potter Themed Windows
BURLINGTON – In a growing competition amongst downtown churches, each looking to capture the coveted youth demographic, Burlington’s First United Methodist Church has made an […]
Jane Sanders Looks to Bankrupt More Colleges to Boost Bernie’s Presidential Qualifications
BURLINGTON – Jane Sanders, wife of Vermont Senator and former presidential candidate Bernie Sanders, still believes deeply that her husband will become President one day. […]
Syrup & Cows #009 – 8/6/17
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Chinese Immigrant in Jericho Gets The Call
JERICHO – Choing Bok Hoy (not his real name) of Jericho, VT received the call of his dreams in late July. A Chinese man of uncertain […]
State Business Leaders Unable to Tell Mountains From Valleys
LUDLOW – The Winooski “spotlight” team has uncovered a strange phenomenon happening throughout the state of Vermont. Many government and business leaders have begun to confuse […]
Burlington Resident Selling Soul For $6000
BURLINGTON – According to popular regional commerce site Craigslist, a resident of Burlington is selling their soul for $6,499. They claim in the listing that […]
MTV Cribs to feature Vermont Town Clerks
CAYMAN ISLANDS – The mansion touring reality show “MTV Cribs” will be airing a new episode this September featuring the luxury homes of a select […]
Couple Builds Solar Panel in Backyard, Ending Vermont Tourism
CHARLOTTE – A local couple living in Charlotte has completely ended tourism in the state of Vermont by adding a solar panel to their backyard. […]
Milton Bar Allowed Young Children to Enter, Purchase Beverages
MILTON – An undercover The Winooski reporter has obtained proof that a local bar in Milton has been allowing children to enter, and that these children […]
Syrup & Cows #008 – 7/30/17
Image Credits: Connor Byam.