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Vermont Schools to Abollish Speling

March 1, 2021 The Winooski 2

WEBSTERVILLE – The Education Department is considering removing Spelling from schooling requirements as computer Spell-Check has taken over error control. Rhea Moats, Director of Remote […]

Syrup & Cows #195 – 2/28/21 – Spring Weather

February 28, 2021 The Winooski 0

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Barbershops and Hair Salons Proposed as Vaccination Sites

February 22, 2021 The Winooski 0

CUTTINGSVILLE – Vermonters may find it easier to have their hair trimmed and be vaccinated under a proposal submitted by Representative Buzz Cutts, of Cuttingsville. […]

Syrup & Cows #194 – 2/21/21 – Mars

February 21, 2021 The Winooski 0

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Burlington Mayoral Candidates Debate the Issues with The Winooski

February 19, 2021 The Winooski 1

BURLINGTON – The three leading candidates in Burlington’s mayoral race sat down virtually for a bonus debate hosted by Vermont’s leading satire site, The Winooski […]

Syrup & Cows #193 – 2/14/21 – CUPID-19

February 14, 2021 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Leahy Pushes for “Impairment Trial” Over Impeachment for Trump

February 8, 2021 The Winooski 0

WASHINGTON – Senator Patrick Leahy says he has a problem presiding over an “Impeachment Trial” as he does not like peaches. Leahy says he prefers […]

Syrup & Cows #192 – 2/7/21 – T-Shirt Cannon

February 7, 2021 The Winooski 0

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Condos: Separate Ballot Boxes For Fake Ballots Ensure No Fraudulent Voting In Vermont

February 1, 2021 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – Now that the vote counting in Vermont is fully completed and the results are final, Vt. Secretary of State Jim Condos reports that […]

Syrup & Cows #191 – 1/31/21 – Redundant

January 31, 2021 The Winooski 1

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