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Governor Aims to Reduce State Prison Population By Building a New Prison

October 15, 2019 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – Vermont Governor Phil Scott has released a new plan this week to reduce the state’s prison population by building a new prison. The […]

Confused Schools Celebrate “Indigenous Columbus Day”

October 14, 2019 The Winooski 0

JERICHO – Teachers in the Mount Mansfield Unified Union School District are discovering some confusion around the materials they received for their special October 14 […]

Syrup & Cows #123 – 10/13/19 – Leader

October 13, 2019 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Trump Asks Martians to Vaporize Elizabeth Warren

October 12, 2019 The Winooski 1

LAKE CHARLES, LA – At a campaign rally in Louisiana this week, US President Donald Trump publicly asked the Martians to vaporize Democratic presidential hopeful […]

100-Year-Old Andover Woman No Longer Invited to Young Adult Mixers

October 11, 2019 The Winooski 0

ANDOVER – A woman celebrating her 100th birthday this week was shocked to learn at her party that she would no longer be eligible to […]

Vermonters React to Vermonters Reacting to the President

October 10, 2019 The Winooski 3

MAIDSTONE – Our top story today is the reactions that Vermonters are having to the reactions that their elected officials are having to whatever antics […]

Vermont’s Most Notorious Drug Dealer Making 99% Pure Antacids

October 9, 2019 The Winooski 0

BARRE – “I give ’em what they want.” So said Bill Lesh during his arrest on Tuesday for selling over $3M worth of pure antacids […]

Vermont Changes Official Stance on Climate Change, Embraces Impending Doom

October 8, 2019 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – As climate change caused by rampant human ennui continues to ravage the planet in non-Vermont places, Governor Phil Scott has reversed the state’s […]

Opinion: Stop Blaming the Poor Road For Your Bad Driving

October 7, 2019 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – Hey Road. Yeah you. I’m sorry to break it to you, but you’re too wide. You need to go on a diet. Immediately. […]

Syrup & Cows #122 – 10/6/19 – Falling

October 6, 2019 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

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