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Vermont Man Accidentally Writes Civil Comment Online

October 5, 2019 The Winooski 0

GUILFORD – The internet was shocked this week when a Vermont man composed a polite and civil response to an article online with which he […]

Dealer.com Receptionist Tired of Explaining That They Are Not That Kind of Dealer

October 4, 2019 The Winooski 1

BURLINGTON – Most people in the state know Dealer.com for its innovative automotive web designs and high-profile business footprint in the tech industry. But according […]

Blocked Artery Causes Campaign Woes For Vermont Politician

October 3, 2019 The Winooski 1

BURLINGTON – Despite strong support from his base, a blocked artery is leading many to question the electability of one Vermont politician this week. After […]

Lack of Funding Causes the State’s Public Servants to Replace Assistance With Inspirational Quotes

October 2, 2019 The Winooski 0

ST. ALBANS – The Community Action office in St. Albans is a place where those in need can go for food, fuel assistance, homelessness prevention […]

New App By VT Company Aims to Solve Social Isolation by Destroying Your Phone

October 1, 2019 The Winooski 0

WINOOSKI – A new start-up tech company based in Winooski is hoping to solve Americans’ growing social isolation and anxiety with a new app that […]

Bernie Sanders Narrows Down Possible VP Picks to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Guy Fieri

September 30, 2019 The Winooski 2

BURLINGTON – Vermont’s very own political celebrity Bernie Sanders brought two more big names to the state this month as he held meetings to narrow […]

Syrup & Cows #121 – 9/29/19 – New Beach

September 29, 2019 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Short-Staffed VT Restaurants Offering New Ways For Diners to Pay For Meals

September 28, 2019 The Winooski 0

WATERBURY – With the state’s unemployment rate at dangerously low numbers, many Vermont restaurants are finding it difficult to find enough employees to stay open. […]

Satire Site Searches For Leak After Confidential Ideas Are Used By White House

September 27, 2019 The Winooski 1

WINOOSKI – Local satire website The Winooski is interviewing employees after several sensitive documents were seemingly leaked from private company servers. The documents contained many […]

6 in UVM Egyptology Department Convicted of Plotting Pyramid Scheme

September 26, 2019 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – Six professors in the University of Vermont Egyptology department have been convicted of duping students out of cash using a pyramid scheme. A […]

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