Local Satire Site Sued by Town of Mt. Tabor Over Speed Limit Article
MT. TABOR – Vermont’s premiere local satire site The Winooski is being sued by the town of Mt. Tabor after a joke article was published […]
Record Broken, 13 People in a Row Safely Cross to Rotary Park in Winooski
WINOOSKI – The infamous rotary’s reputation as a pedestrian unfriendly area may be fading as over a dozen pedestrians navigated safely across the Winooski traffic […]
Syrup & Cows #113 – 8/4/19 – Cooperative
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
F-35 Protesters Mistakenly Send Out Ad For Festival Of Fools Event
BURLINGTON – In a confusing bit of wire crossing, the organizers for the latest protest against the destructively loud F-35 jets have mistakenly sent out […]
Town of Danby Goes Bankrupt After Drivers Begin Obeying Speed Limit
DANBY – The small town of Danby, VT has filed for bankruptcy, citing decreased revenues from speeding tickets. Speeding ticket revenues have previously made up […]
Vermont Bans Environmentally Devastating Practice of Recycling
MONTPELIER – Vermont consistently tops the charts as the “greenest” state in the nation, and now the governor is taking the environmentally friendly state a […]
Political Activist Fights Trump’s Bigotry by Only Supporting Straight White Male Alternatives
BURLINGTON — Ahead of the second round of Democratic debates, Burlington resident Kevin Beverly cited the president’s blatant racism, misogyny, homophobia and xenophobia as his […]
Burlington Introduces First Gated Community For Cars
BURLINGTON – Snowbirds and any others who have ventured forth to Florida and the American suburbs are aware of gated communities. They indeed have a […]
Vermont Does Away With Intersections, Will Connect State With One Long Road
MONTPELIER – In an effort to promote road safety, the state of Vermont has voted to get rid of all intersections, and instead will link […]
Syrup & Cows #112 – 7/28/19 – Summer Sale
Image Credits: Connor Byam.