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Syrup & Cows #109 – 7/7/19 – Fire & Water

July 7, 2019 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Majority of Vermont Rezoned as Retirement Community

July 6, 2019 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – After much research and deliberation, the Vermont state government has agreed to rezone most of the state as a retirement community. With the […]

Protesters Chain Themselves To the Homeless in Burlington’s City Hall Park

July 5, 2019 The Winooski 2

BURLINGTON – The latest move in an escalating series of protests came yesterday afternoon when members of “Keep the Park Green” chained themselves to several […]

Nation Fights to Conserve Freedom Resources Over Holiday Weekend

July 4, 2019 The Winooski 1

WINOOSKI – Vermont is one of almost forty states being asked to conserve its freedom this holiday weekend. With such an important resource being squandered […]

VT Farmers Concerned About Ban on Single-Use Plastic Bags

July 3, 2019 The Winooski 0

FLETCHER – With the upcoming ban on single-use plastic bags, many Vermont farmers are worried about how that will affect their operations, specifically in the […]

Colchester to Rebrand as “Newer, Norther End”

July 2, 2019 The Winooski 1

COLCHESTER – The town of Colchester has given up on trying to step out of the shadow of Burlington and will embrace its suburb qualities […]

Family in Turmoil After Tragic Holiday Barbecue Scheduling

July 1, 2019 The Winooski 0

WEATHERSFIELD – A family in southern Vermont is being torn apart this week over a potentially insensitive celebration invitation. Dick Johnson, of Weathersfield, VT, invited […]

Syrup & Cows #108 – 6/30/19 – Extra Large

June 30, 2019 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Vermont Driving Instructor Fired For Teaching Students To Dim High Beams

June 29, 2019 Paul Carpenter 1

SAINT ALBANS – A Local driving instructor was fired recently over allegations he told students they are required to dim their vehicle’s high beams when […]

Struck Down Bernie Sanders Actually More Powerful Than We Can Possibly Imagine

June 28, 2019 The Winooski 0

MIAMI – Possible Democrat Bernie Sanders took the stage last night at the second of two primary debates, despite being struck down almost three years […]

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