Energy Mogul Plans to Build Domes Over Dairy Barns to Capture “Natural Gas”
GEORGIA – When energy engineer David Blittersdorf announced he was going into natural gas, no one thought he was talking about methane. But now, with […]
Republicans Rush to Support Excessive Use of Force After Progressives Condemn It
MONTPELIER – The Vermont GOP released a statement yesterday supporting excessive use of force by police officers. This statement comes shortly after a statement by […]
Green Up Vermont Sets Date to Clean Up All the Litter Created By Green Up Day
MONTPELIER – Local non-profit organization Green Up Vermont has set this Saturday as the day when they are asking Vermonters to help gather up all […]
Syrup & Cows #100 – 5/5/19 – Happy Anniversary!
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Vermont DMV Now Accepting Petroglyphs in Place of License Plates
MONTPELIER – After complaints from both law enforcement and residents across the state, the Vermont Department of Motor Vehicles announced this week that they will […]
First United Methodist Church in Burlington Rebrands as First Non-Binary Methodist Church
BURLINGTON – As churches across the country begin preparations to leave the United Methodist Church over its newly confirmed policies of exclusion, one Vermont congregation […]
Lost Hikers Forget Which Side of the Tree Snow Grows On
PITTSFIELD – Two hikers were found with no injuries yesterday afternoon after being lost for several hours. The two UVM students had planned a short […]
New Incentive Program Offers $10K and Legal Protection to Ponzi Schemes Willing to Relocate to Vermont
NEWPORT – After public pushback on his incentive program that offers $10K to individuals willing to relocate to Vermont and work remotely, Governor Phil Scott […]
Vermonters Would Support $10K Moving Incentive If a 100% Tax Were Added On
MONTPELIER – As reports come in that Vermont residents are unhappy with Governor Scott’s program that offer’s a $10,000 incentive for anyone willing to relocate […]
Fox Cancels Trump Presidency Show Due To Low Ratings; Appoints Kim Jong-Un As Replacement
Fox Media announced today that it is cancelling the Trump Presidency Show due to low ratings. “We don’t know what went wrong,” said Oliver North, […]