Summit Street Neighbors Call on Air Guard to “Fly F-16s Over Our Houses”
BURLINGTON – A group of neighbors on Summit Street in Burlington signed a petition calling on the Vermont Air Guard to “Fly F-16s over our houses.” […]
Burlington Public Works Team Attacked by Rogue Sinkhole
BURLINGTON – A Burlington Public Works team was ambushed yesterday in a cowardly attack by a splinter cell of the Pine Street Sinkhole Collective. The rogue […]
Looming Mental Health Crisis as Toys ‘R’ Us Kids Forced to Grow Up
WILLISTON – State officials are warning health care professionals of a serious problem just ahead. A report filed by the Governor’s Task force formed to look into […]
Gov. Scott Blames Loss of Education Funding on Thanos
MONTPELIER – In the face of pressure from all sides to both improve Vermont’s educational system and curb spending on our children and families, Governor […]
Syrup & Cows #047 – 4/29/18
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Local Dog Struggles to Live Up To Warning Sign
SHAFTSBURY – Do “Beware of Dog” signs cause undue stress for peaceful pooches? According to one southern Vermont canine, the answer is a resounding “Woof.” […]
Taconic State Parkway to Be Extended to Burlington
BURLINGTON – The drive from Burlington down to New York City will be a little quicker next year. New York Governor Cuomo and Vermont Governor […]
Burlington Agrees to Photoshop Diversity Into Controversial Mural
BURLINGTON – The city of Burlington has finally reached a decision on the controversial “Everyone Loves a Parade!” mural that has been displayed between Church […]
Bill McKibben Rides Dolphin Into Space as Species Leaves Earth
COLCHESTER – Noted environmentalist Bill McKibben was seen leaving Earth on the back of a flying dolphin yesterday evening, alongside every other dolphin on earth. […]