Fish and Wildlife Department Extends Sea Monster Season to Two Weeks
MONTPELIER – The Vermont Fish and Wildlife Department has announced that this year’s hunting and trapping season for sea monsters will expand to two full weeks, […]
Fletcher Free Library Becomes Epicenter of Turf War for Local Gangs
BURLINGTON – The once peaceful Fletcher Free Library, the largest library in the state, has become the scene of daily violence as rival factions attempt to […]
Vermont 2017 Teacher of the Year Credits Her Success to Fidget Spinners
EAST MONTPELIER – Vermont’s 2017 Teacher of the Year, Kate McCann, is a high school mathematics teacher at U-32 High School. We recently got the […]
Governor Scott Vetoes Restaurant Choice After Family Places Orders
MONTPELIER – While staring at the menu at Positive Pie pizzeria and listening to his family place their dinner orders, Governor Phil Scott informed his […]
Middlebury Closes All Roads, Urges Drivers to Use Otter Creek
MIDDLEBURY – Motorists trying to get through Middlebury are in for a nasty shock starting on Friday, as the town is planning to begin construction […]
Bennington Man Unsure If He Lives in the North or the South
BENNINGTON – Geography can be confusing, at least according to Dave Thompson of Bennington. Thompson tells reporters that he cannot figure out if he lives […]
Vermont Rated “Most Religious State” After Vermont Brewers Association Files for Religious Status
BURLINGTON – In a stunning reversal of statistics Vermont, once dubbed the “least religious state in America” by a 2011 Gallup poll, has shot to […]
VT Route 11 Deteriorating Due to Crumple-Horned Snorkack, Officials Say
LONDONDERRY – Frustration has been expressed by residents of Windham Country in southern Vermont, thanks to new information coming from the governor’s office. VT Route […]
Man Arrested on I-89 Had More Than Double the Legal Blood Maple Syrup Content
WILLISTON – State police arrested Randolph resident Michael “Scoops” Mitchell on Thursday evening after noting his vehicle’s excessive speed and erratic swerving pattern. A breathalyzer […]
Gov. Scott Unsure about Marijuana Legislation, Smokes Joint in Office
MONTPELIER – Vermont Governor Phil Scott told reporters today that he was unsure whether or not he would sign the marijuana legalization legislation that recently […]