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Syrup & Cows #043 – 4/1/18

April 1, 2018 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Black Panther Spends Passover in Vermont, Assists Local Superhero

March 31, 2018 The Winooski 1

BURLINGTON – Marvel superhero the Black Panther was recently sighted in Vermont, and one of The Winooski’s reporters was able to catch up to him […]

South Canada Forms Historical Society, Quickly Runs Out of History

March 30, 2018 The Winooski 1

SOUTH CANADA – The newly formed South Canada Historical Society has only been around for a few weeks, but already the fledgling organization has run […]

New Evidence Suggests Vermont Not Born in the U.S.

March 29, 2018 The Winooski 5

VERMONT – Currently under fire from the White House for a number of reasons; including sanctuary cities, marijuana legalization, and voting record; the small state […]

VT Legislature To Debate Bills Exclusively With GIFs

March 28, 2018 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – In an attempt to keep up with current modes of public debate, the Vermont Legislature will begin a trial period this week in […]

2nd Penguin Plunge Scheduled for July to Benefit Special Olympics VT

March 27, 2018 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – With the success of their recent Penguin Plunge last month, and with the cold weather looking to stick around for awhile longer, Special […]

NRA Hires Actors to Accuse Gun Violence Survivors of Being Actors

March 26, 2018 The Winooski 2

FAIRFAX, VA – In a bizarre twist of reality, The Winooski has discovered evidence that the National Rifle Association (NRA) has been paying actors to attend […]

Syrup & Cows #042 – 3/25/18

March 25, 2018 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Star 92.9 FM Switches Over to All Easter Music Today!

March 24, 2018 The Winooski 0

COLCHESTER – Top local radio station Star 92.9 will officially switch its format to all Easter music starting at noon today and continuing throughout Holy […]

Mud Shortage – Vermont Trucks in 300 Tons of Mud From Out of State

March 23, 2018 The Winooski 1

BAKERSFIELD – With mud season almost upon us and the ground showing no signs of a thaw, Vermont has had to ship in over 300 […]

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