Local Couple Creates New Marital Aid
ESSEX, NY – A husband and wife team of veterinarians from nearby Mineville, used to working with large animals, have developed a revolutionary product for dealing […]
Lone Nazi Wanders Charlotte After Misreading Alt-Right E-mail
CHARLOTTE – It was a lonely and confusing weekend for white supremacist Raymond Cyst. After misreading an e-mail sent out to his various alt-right hate […]
Syrup & Cows #010 – 8/13/17
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Local Businesses Scramble After Halloween Moves to August 31
WILLISTON – Many businesses have been scrambling this week to get their Halloween displays out after the sudden announcement that the popular holiday has been […]
Deerfield Valley Farmer’s Day Fair Turns 100 For the 67th Time
WILMINGTON – Residents of Deerfield Valley, which is most likely a mountain, have been slyly celebrating the 100th anniversary of the local Farmer’s Day Fair […]
Burlington Decriminalizes Stabbings
BURLINGTON – In response to a second downtown stabbing attack this year, the city of Burlington has acted quickly to decriminalize violent assault with a […]
Richford, VT Secedes From State and Country
RICHFORD – The small town of Richford, VT, located on the northern border of the state and centered between interstate highways 89 and 91, has […]
First UMC Burlington Installs Harry Potter Themed Windows
BURLINGTON – In a growing competition amongst downtown churches, each looking to capture the coveted youth demographic, Burlington’s First United Methodist Church has made an […]
Jane Sanders Looks to Bankrupt More Colleges to Boost Bernie’s Presidential Qualifications
BURLINGTON – Jane Sanders, wife of Vermont Senator and former presidential candidate Bernie Sanders, still believes deeply that her husband will become President one day. […]
Syrup & Cows #009 – 8/6/17
Image Credits: Connor Byam.