Students With No Reality TV Experience Attempt To Form Political Opinions
MONTPELIER – High school and college students across the state of Vermont are attempting to form complex and informed opinions on salient political issues, despite […]
VAOT Increases Road Signage in Student Housing
BURLINGTON – In an effort to improve student safety, the Vermont Agency of Transportation (VAOT) has stepped up efforts to place street signs in student […]
South Canadian Fire Department Rescues Cat From Shower
SOUTH CANADA – The newly formed fire department of South Canada has successfully completed its first emergency call, retrieving a cat that had become trapped […]
The Winooski Endorses You For Mayor of Burlington
BURLINGTON – After careful consideration and many weeks of deliberating, The Winooski has chosen to make its first official political endorsement. A thoughtful period of examination […]
Syrup & Cows #037 – 2/18/18
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Vermont Students to Join National Day of Protest on March 2, 14, April 20, May 1, 7-31, and June 4-15
VERMONT – As the nation still reels from the school shooting in Florida, and Vermont comes to grips with the shooting that almost was, high […]
BTV Becomes Jonesville International Airport After Burlington is Outbid on Naming Rights
SOUTH BURLINGTON – It was already confusing to some residents that the Burlington International Airport (BTV) was located in the city of South Burlington, but […]
Satire Writers Forced To Scrap Article After Discovering The Thing Really Happened
WINOOSKI – Writers for the local Vermont satirical news site The Winooski are finding it harder and harder to do their jobs, they say, because they […]
Politicians Make Political Statement Asking Not to Politicize Latest Tragedy
MONTPELIER – A group of Vermont politicians, political lobbyists, and political activists have joined together with Florida Senator Marco Rubio in releasing a highly politicized press statement […]
Tinder Teams with Catholic Church for Ash Wednesday Valentine’s Mixer
BURLINGTON – Popular hook-up app Tinder and the Roman Catholic Diocese of Burlington have joined forces this year to create a dating mass for February […]