Londonderry Man Breaks 3rd Grader’s Recorder in Half as “Favor to the Community”
LONDONDERRY – Restaurant owner Ed Brown is at it again. Brown landed in legal trouble last fall after painting over a student-designed mural that sat […]
Scientists Find When Cows Drink Maple Syrup The Flavor Carries Over Into Their Milk
WINOOSKI – A team of agricultural scientists in Vermont has made a startling discovery this week. They found that dairy cows, when fed enough maple […]
Syrup & Cows #036 – 2/11/18
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
L.L. Bean No Longer Accepting Returns of Walmart Items With “L.L. Bean” Written on Them in Sharpie
BURLINGTON – In a huge policy shift this week, L.L. Bean has announced that they will no longer refund any money to customers who bring […]
FAA Purchases Entire City of South Burlington, Rezones it as a Hazard Area
SOUTH BURLINGTON – In a controversial move this week, the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has purchased the entire city of South Burlington after complaints were […]
Gov. Scott Orders Military Parade Similar to Montreal’s St. Patrick’s Day Parade
MONTPELIER – Vermont Governor Phil Scott has reportedly asked the state to organize a military show-of-force that would emphasize his supreme gubernatorial power, and insists […]
Vexing Man Continues to Dress Weather-Inappropriately
RUTLAND – A bothersome individual is upsetting neighbors and residents in Rutland again, as many reports have come in that this unidentified man insists on […]
South Canada to Send Team of Lugers to PyeongChang
SOUTH CANADA – The International Olympic Committee has accepted a last minute bid by South Canada to send a team of lugers to the 2018 […]
Patriots Lose 41-33 After St. Albans Man Sits on Different Couch Cushion
ST. ALBANS – The New England Patriots suffered a devastating loss to the Philadelphia Eagles Sunday night after a local fan failed to sit on […]
Syrup & Cows #035 – 2/4/18
Image Credits: Connor Byam.