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Tom Brady Signs 2-Year, $70 Million Deal With Hulu

February 3, 2020 The Winooski 0

BOSTON – In a shocking reveal on Sunday evening, NFL star Tom Brady announced that he has signed a deal with Hulu to keep streaming […]

New England Applies for Federal Disaster Relief Funds After Patriots Knocked Out

January 7, 2020 The Winooski 0

BOSTON – The six states that make up New England, two or three of which you might have heard of, have jointly applied to the […]

Red Sox Lose to Patriots 14-3 When Confused Team Shows Up to Wrong Venue

August 25, 2018 The Winooski 0

BOSTON – In a game that was both exhilarating and puzzling, the Boston Red Sox lost their first game to the New England Patriots last […]

Bernie Sanders Insults Red Sox Legacy on Fenway Park Anniversary

April 9, 2018 The Winooski 1

BOSTON, MA – Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders has lost a few of his own fans this week after angering sports fans at an event in […]

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