LGBTQIAPK Community Sued for Discrimination By Rest of Alphabet
COLCHESTER – A class action lawsuit filed this week by several letters of the alphabet is claiming that the LGBTQIAPK community has shown discrimination by […]
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Classical Music Purist Vigilantes Steal Modern Equipment From Chamber Music Festival
COLCHESTER – The police are currently on the lookout for members of a vigilante music group calling themselves “Da Capo,” believing them to be responsible […]
Colchester to Rebrand as “Newer, Norther End”
COLCHESTER – The town of Colchester has given up on trying to step out of the shadow of Burlington and will embrace its suburb qualities […]
Skip Vallee Appeals Gas Station Ruling, Challenges Costco to Trial By Combat
COLCHESTER – In yet another setback for local gas station overlord Skip Vallee, Vermont courts have ruled in favor of allowing Costco to open the […]
Bernie Sanders Announces He Will Run For President as a Republican
COLCHESTER – Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders announced his 2020 bid for the presidency today on Vermont Public Radio. He promised that many things will be […]
Saint Michael’s College to Downsize and Merge With University of Phoenix Online
COLCHESTER – Following the news of the closure of Green Mountain College this week, a second Vermont college has announced it will scale back operations […]
Local Non-Profits No Longer Able to Accept Donations as of January 1
COLCHESTER – If you went to the website for Vermont Public Radio on December 31st, you would have seen that it was your last chance […]
VPR Adds New Station That Plays Only Birdsong
COLCHESTER – Fed up with the fact that people’s loud radios drown out bird song, Vermont avian species are teaming up with Vermont Public Radio […]
Costco Employees Fired After Mistakenly Putting Out Halloween Display in October
COLCHESTER – Two Costco employees were fired today after accidentally putting out a display of Halloween-themed items over the weekend. The display included costumes, candy, […]
Vermont Public Radio Adds Signage for Visitors and Staff Who Don’t Know What a Hallway Is
COLCHESTER – Vermont Public Radio completed their new building construction in 2016 and moved into the extension to great fanfare from their publicity department. Guests […]