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Costco Employees Fired After Mistakenly Putting Out Halloween Display in October

October 8, 2018 The Winooski 3

COLCHESTER – Two Costco employees were fired today after accidentally putting out a display of Halloween-themed items over the weekend. The display included costumes, candy, […]

Vermont Public Radio Adds Signage for Visitors and Staff Who Don’t Know What a Hallway Is

July 21, 2018 The Winooski 0

COLCHESTER – Vermont Public Radio completed their new building construction in 2016 and moved into the extension to great fanfare from their publicity department. Guests […]

Colchester Causeway Renovated into Vermont’s First Monster Truck Path

June 21, 2018 Connor Batsimm 0

COLCHESTER – After several months of closure and subsequent reconstruction, the Colchester Causeway is back, bigger and better than ever before. Officials are stoked to announce […]

Star 92.9 Makes the Switch-Over to All Ramadan Music Today!

May 15, 2018 The Winooski 0

COLCHESTER – Top local radio station Star 92.9 will officially switch its format to all Ramadan music starting at noon today and and will continue […]

OneCare Vermont ACO’s New Website Flooded With Mexican Food Orders

April 27, 2018 The Winooski 1

Bill McKibben Rides Dolphin Into Space as Species Leaves Earth

April 24, 2018 The Winooski 2

COLCHESTER –  Noted environmentalist Bill McKibben was seen leaving Earth on the back of a flying dolphin yesterday evening, alongside every other dolphin on earth. […]

Star 92.9 FM Switches Over to All Easter Music Today!

March 24, 2018 The Winooski 0

COLCHESTER – Top local radio station Star 92.9 will officially switch its format to all Easter music starting at noon today and continuing throughout Holy […]

Child Lost for 3 Years in Laser Tag Arena Finally Found

March 12, 2018 The Winooski 0

COLCHESTER – Three years ago 7-year-old Ripley Stark went to a birthday party at Spare Time in Colchester and never came home. She had entered […]

VPR Misses Fundraising Goal, Unable to Find Listener Who Is Not a Sustaining Member

December 8, 2017 The Winooski 1

COLCHESTER – Vermont Public Radio fell short of its yearly fundraising goal by one member, according to sources at the station. Their internal goal of […]

Costco Banned From Selling Gas, Fills New Pumps With Maple Syrup

November 3, 2017 The Winooski 21

COLCHESTER – After years of negotiations and major construction that disrupted their parking lot traffic significantly, Costco’s Colchester location has been prevented from filling their […]

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