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Both Vermont GOP Members Angry at Local Conservatives

November 9, 2019 The Winooski 3

MONTPELIER – With the 2020 election now less than a year away, both members of Vermont’s GOP party are expressing anger at other state conservatives […]

Vermont Calls for a Ban on 5G, Sunshine

November 2, 2019 Nadia Geddit 1

MONTPELIER – A legislative committee working on developing a Vermont-wide ban on 5G technology is calling for a complete ban on all such transmissions in […]

Governor Scott Refuses to Appoint Ombudsman, Budsman

October 26, 2019 The Winooski 1

MONTPELIER – Vermont Governor Phil Scott said this week that he will not seek the creation of two new positions, despite public pressure. Due to […]

Vermont Bans Single-Use Plastic Pumpkins

October 19, 2019 The Winooski 1

MONTPELIER – After controversial moves supporting bans on single-use plastics, including bags and straws, the state of Vermont has made another big move prohibiting the […]

Governor Aims to Reduce State Prison Population By Building a New Prison

October 15, 2019 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – Vermont Governor Phil Scott has released a new plan this week to reduce the state’s prison population by building a new prison. The […]

Vermont Changes Official Stance on Climate Change, Embraces Impending Doom

October 8, 2019 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – As climate change caused by rampant human ennui continues to ravage the planet in non-Vermont places, Governor Phil Scott has reversed the state’s […]

Vermont Lobbies to Call Youngest Children “Generation V”

September 12, 2019 Jill Allen 0

MONTPELIER – Although sociologists are already calling the children of Millennials “Generation Alpha,” the “iGeneration,” or “digital natives,” Vermont Millennials see this as an opportunity […]

Montpelier Police Detain “Armed” Man

September 3, 2019 Jill Allen 0

MONTPELIER – In the wake of the Capitol Complex in Montpelier experiencing a lockdown because an “armed man” was seen entering a State Building, local […]

Citing Success of Banning Cellphones While Driving, Vermont Bans Cellphones

August 22, 2019 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – Travelers entering the state of Vermont will no longer be able to retain their mobile devices thanks to a new law passed this […]

VT Legislators Decriminalize Embezzlement

August 20, 2019 The Winooski 1

MONTPELIER – Citing the rampant and common use of the practice, Vermont legislators have moved to decriminalize embezzlement, dropping the penalties from time in prison […]

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