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Green Up Vermont Sets Date to Clean Up All the Litter Created By Green Up Day

May 6, 2019 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – Local non-profit organization Green Up Vermont has set this Saturday as the day when they are asking Vermonters to help gather up all […]

Vermont DMV Now Accepting Petroglyphs in Place of License Plates

May 4, 2019 The Winooski 2

MONTPELIER – After complaints from both law enforcement and residents across the state, the Vermont Department of Motor Vehicles announced this week that they will […]

Vermonters Would Support $10K Moving Incentive If a 100% Tax Were Added On

April 30, 2019 The Winooski 1

MONTPELIER – As reports come in that Vermont residents are unhappy with Governor Scott’s program that offer’s a $10,000 incentive for anyone willing to relocate […]

As Workers Leave the State, Vermont Modifies Roombas to Fill the Gaps

April 27, 2019 The Winooski 2

MONTPELIER – State officials are asking Vermonters to use caution, and to not disturb any robots they may see on the roads or in the […]

Vermont Moves One Step Closer to Replacing Christmas with “Economic Prosperity Day”

April 20, 2019 The Winooski 2

MONTPELIER – Now that the Vermont legislature has passed a bill changing Columbus Day to “Indigenous Peoples Day,” lawmakers are turning their gaze on another […]

Vermont Sets Annual “Open Your Windows Day” for 2019

April 19, 2019 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – The Vermont Department of Health has set Friday, April 26th, as 2019’s annual “Open Your Windows Day.” Each year the state announces the […]

Vermont Introduces Constitutional Amendment to Prohibit Murder

April 13, 2019 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – The Vermont Senate will vote on a constitutional amendment that will explicitly prohibit the murdering of other humans. The amendment cleared committee this […]

Vermont Imposes Tariffs on Out-Of-State Maple Syrup

April 8, 2019 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – Vermont’s state government has finally found a way to increase revenue that everyone can agree on. While Republicans generally oppose new taxes, the […]

VT House Passes “Paid Family Leave” Program, in Opposition to Gov. Scott’s “Paid Family Stay” Program

April 5, 2019 The Winooski 1

MONTPELIER – In a defiant move against the governor, Vermont’s House of Representatives passed a paid family leave program that will pay residents money to […]

Vermont Moves to Rename Potholes as “Cannabis Holes”

April 3, 2019 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – Following a scathing news story by temporary actual news site The Winooski on Monday, the Vermont state legislature has taken up a bill […]

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