Data Miners Struggling to Sell Info on Vermonters – “They Just Don’t Buy Much”
MONTPELIER – With Vermont’s new law requiring internet data brokers to register with the state, the once secretive industry is beginning to come out into […]
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Gov Scott Launches Campaign to Promote Smoking, Drinking, Gambling, to Make Up For Lost Gas, Sales Taxes
MONTPELIER – Tax income in Vermont is down. As residents turn to electric cars, gas tax revenue is beginning to decline. Reduce, reuse, recycle campaigns […]
VT Solves Sign Shortage by Only Labeling Road Areas with No Bumps
MONTPELIER – After a negotitation breakdown with the governor of New Hampshire, Vermont Governor Phil Scott has come up with a new plan to solve […]
Vermont Begs New Hampshire For Help During “BUMP” Sign Shortage
MONTPELIER – Vermont Governor Phil Scott has had to swallow his pride this week and turn to his greatest nemesis for help: the state of […]
Fairfield Elects New Lord High Executioner, Burlington Votes to Abolish Church Street, and Other Town Meeting Day 2019 Results
The results are in! If you’re wondering how your town voted this year on that contentious ballot item, look no further than The Winooski. Here […]
VT Governor Declares State of Emergency Over Loss of Veto Power
MONTPELIER – Vermont Governor Phil Scott has declared a state of emergency today over the inability to veto House Bill H.57, which would codify into […]
State of Vermont Sued By Hackers Guild for Terrible Internet Speeds
MONTPELIER – In what will prove to be a precedent setting case, no matter the result, the Hackers Guild has filed a suit against the […]
Vermont Racists Frustrated Over Inability to Be Prosecuted
MONTPELIER – Concern has arisen among Vermont’s top racists after an announcement from state Attorney General TJ Donovan that he will not prosecute anyone involved […]
Gov. Scott Throws Out All Taxes That Do Not Spark Joy
MONTPELIER – Vermont Democrats were feeling concerned about budgetary matters this week, after Governor Phil Scott declared that he was going to eliminate any state […]
Low Turnout at Homelessness Awareness Day Blamed on People Not Wanting to Be Stuck Outside in the Cold
MONTPELIER – Turnout in previous years has reportedly been much higher for the annual Homelessness Awareness Day and Memorial Vigil held each January at the […]